If the Marvel franchise made a film about the eponymous Pate Tate, this would be it. As mildly entertaining as it was there is not a single morsel based in fact. They portrayed Tony Tucker, a sociopathic, mindless nutter as a giggling buffoon and Craig Rolfe as his sidekick/punchline. With themes stolen from 'The Business' the film's only saving grace is Craig Fairbrass's brutal portrayal of a truly evil and narcissistic individual who had no regard for anyone or anything. In conclusion it's worth a watch but it's more a comedy than a serious biographical endeavour

Yet another Brit action film where every second word is an expletive. It is boring, old and tired. It doesn't make the character look tough, just foul mouthed. It's lazy and long had its day. As for the film, if you turn the sound off and watch, it's worth 4 stars. Volume on, 2 stars.

MARBELLA is the fourth instalment of the execrable wannabe Cockney gangster series starring Craig Fairbrass and chums. This one heads off to sunny Spain for an otherwise aimless and predictable narrative punctuated by moments of grotesque ultra-violence. It's a film that celebrates mindless thuggery and despite being a fan of Fairbrass in general I had a hard time sitting through it, particularly in the padded sub-plot involving a couple of drugged-out morons roaming the streets as supposed comic relief. The script is among the worst you'll ever hear.